I miss my paramour - Lannisport

Fuck the Dornish and their status with their paramours. I don't give a flying shit about Ellaria. My paramour was the hottest bitch in town and she was stoned to death by a bunch of asshole knights in the Rock. My wife is ugly and has given me five ugly kids that I can't stand and not one of them is a boy. This life is bullshit! I wish I could have my Yylia one more time. Good God she had the best breasts in the world. Guess I'll have to get a whore...I'm going to King's Landing, who's with me? that place is a dump lol.